"An eye for an eye blinds the world."
-Mahatma Gandhi
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln
"Running is the only true sport
Everything else is just a game"
-T-Shirt
"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
-Homer
The Simpsons
Thurgood: "Hi."
Mary: "Are you?"
-Half Baked